{"product_id":"you-get-to-wipe-a-poopy-butt-paperback","title":"You Get to Wipe a Poopy Butt - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eChristopher Horton\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNothing prepares you for this ...\u003c\/b\u003e Happy daddy, baby in his arms, walking through the kitchen on the way to the shower. Pausing for a brief moment to talk with my wife about something when I felt it ... it was warm and sliding down my arm ... \u003cbr\u003eHe pooped on me! With no time to react and a quick follow-up fart we both stood there speechless surveying how the tiny 3-month old buns had somehow managed to spray poop on the upper and lower cabinets and the countertop in between. Little man ... he simply grinned the whole time. \u003cbr\u003eThis is one of many priceless and messy moments that are headed your way. Go ahead, pull up a chair, kick your feet up and let us talk about the adventure of being a dad. Why? \u003cb\u003eWell...you get to wipe a poopy butt.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 224\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.47 x 7.8 x 5.08 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 25, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48825832505593,"sku":"9780997934823","price":20.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/ZEvPCLitwC9780997934823.webp?v=1786862716","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/you-get-to-wipe-a-poopy-butt-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}