{"product_id":"you-know-youre-60-when-paperback","title":"You Know You're 60 When... - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRichard Smith\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eDebra Solomon\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAre you \"getting on in years,\" or know someone who is? Thinking of changing your birth certificate to show a more favorable birth date? You may lie about your age, but your age won't lie to you! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Not sure how to tell when you're about to reach that fun sixtieth birthday? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHere are some clues: \u003cbr\u003eWebMD is your home page \u003cbr\u003eWhen asked, \"Who's your doctor?\" you have to reply, \"Which one?\"\u003cbr\u003eAn outbreak of acne makes you feel like a teenager again \u003cbr\u003eAt your class reunion, you note with satisfaction that the captain of the football team wears a hearing aid\u003cbr\u003eThe meadows where you sowed your wild oats are now shopping malls \u003cbr\u003eThat empty seat on the bus has your name on it\u003cbr\u003eYour pharmacist greets you with \"What'll it be, pal?\" \u003cbr\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGetting older is not only fun . . . it's funny! And with \u003ci\u003eYou Know You're 60 When . . ., \u003c\/i\u003e you'll be laughing as you go kicking and screaming over the hill, happily clutching your chest! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRICHARD SMITH, the writer in residence, is a forensic humorist whose bestselling books and calendars appear in twelve languages. His works include \u003ci\u003eThe Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex, Newlyweds' Guide to Sex on the First Night, The Bronx Diet, Bill Clinton's Little Black Book, \u003c\/i\u003e364 Days and Nights of Sex\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e(calendar series), \u003ci\u003e Your Cat's Just Not That Into You, You Know You're 50 When . . ., 101 Uses for an Ex-Husband, Everything I Need to Know I Learned from My Dog, The Kitty Kama Sutra, \u003c\/i\u003ethe Bad Cat series of calendars, \u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003eand\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\"My Favorite Gurney\"\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e(a senior romp). He enjoys spear fishing, long walks, and agriculture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 128\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.33 x 6.72 x 5.59 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 08, 2010\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47226396803321,"sku":"9780307587626","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/vwUHrUzRMz9780307587626.webp?v=1768262802","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/you-know-youre-60-when-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}