{"product_id":"young-nuns-paperback","title":"Young Nuns - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJoey Molinaro\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYoung Nuns were a teenage Midwestern metalcore band planning their first tour when the smartphone-borne zombie apocalypse of 2007 began. The surviving members toiled in a cul-de-sac compound but during a raid they discovered a secret celebrity rehab clinic where they inexplicably find Britney Spears, alive and unharmed by the zombie horde.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt first she is too distraught to cope but soon takes a liking to the band and their brutal music. Together they make a plan to load up the van and head West to find her children, playing gigs along the way with Britney as their singer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmongst the dead they find audiences in cult-like towns on the brink of disaster, young farmers desperate for a party, abusive cannibals, corrupt billionaires, and happy-go-lucky circus folk. But also they find that their myths of manliness and womanhood are holding them back as much as the dead-eyed zombies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bodies are piling up and the van is about to blow. It's time to lay down a blast beat and scream into the mic, \"It's Britney, bitch!\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWritten by Joey Molinaro of Pittsburgh, PA, \"Zombie Capital of the World.\" In addition to playing in Midwestern extreme metal bands, Joey has toured the world with his black metal\/ grindcore violin music and written the novels Heart of Gold and YearZer0.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 310\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.65 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 08, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47268208181497,"sku":"9798998745218","price":20.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/HC3Q-0xV6r9798998745218.webp?v=1768880062","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/young-nuns-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}