{"product_id":"youre-a-vampire-that-sucks-a-survival-guide-paperback","title":"You're a Vampire: That Sucks!: A Survival Guide - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDomenick Dicce\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeing bitten by and turned into a vampire isn't the glitz and glamor that Hollywood makes it out to be. In fact, one out of five newly turned vampires will succumb to a slew of easily avoidable and common pitfalls within their first few months as a nightwalker--tempting garlic-laced Italian food, silver jewelry, and anything with an SPF below 1,000 will have to go. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAs an answer to this tragic loss of undead life, \"Count\" Domenick Dicce has written the definitive how-to guide that just might save your pale, ice-cold skin. This helpful tome will cover everything from Vampire 101--such as hunting, feeding, and getting used to your new powers--to Vampire Graduate Studies--such as coffin selection, the ghoulish world of vampiric social hierarchy, and the universal Laws of the Vampire. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis humorous and giftable guide will be perfect for you or the vampire nut in your life, complete with illustrations throughout.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Count\" Domenick Dicce\u003c\/b\u003e is a writer, actor, and all-around creator of fun. He lives in California, and this is his first book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 160\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 x 8 x 4.6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 13, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47295837307129,"sku":"9780399175886","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/2782\/3097\/files\/KaCtLuL8889780399175886.webp?v=1769206267","url":"https:\/\/bookscloud.io\/products\/youre-a-vampire-that-sucks-a-survival-guide-paperback","provider":"BooksCloud Book Dropshipping","version":"1.0","type":"link"}