Drive East Until You Hit An Ocean - Paperback

by Steven King (Introduction by), Richard Allen Waite (Author), J. Walter Swartz (Author)

You ask what it is about. About, you say? It's about: Arbitrary social constructs are not arbitrary social contracts. To get an epiphany to strike you must taunt it first. LITTLE KNOWN UNTRUE FACT #314: Dwight Eisenhower invented fried chicken. Before his innovation people only ate boiled chicken. You are what you eat... and that makes you a cannibal. What do you mean "How do you kill a man armed with only a tube sock and a spaghetti noodle?"? You shoot him in the head. 50% of people are under average intelligence. When you ask educators they say it is impossible to reduce that percentage. I'm sorry you feel that way. We'll send someone to surgically remove your feelings as soon as possible. I'm screaming on the inside... My neighbors are screaming "On the inside of what?"